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[PATTAYA BILL]

Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got
increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on. That night after
the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired to their
room at the palace.

Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes
darling, ones feet are killing one.'

Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe
with vigour. But it would not budge.

'Harder' yelled Camilla.

'Harder?' Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! But it's just
so bloody tight!'

'Come on give it all you've got ' she cried.

Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla
exclaimed 'Oh God, that feels so good.'

In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip
and said, 'See, I told you she would still be a virgin with a
face like that!'

Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to
remove the other shoe when he cried out 'Oh god, darling this ones even
tighter'

At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen:
'That's my boy, Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!'

[Reaper]

Not bad, but I think you posted this in the wrong forum